Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Adrian Peterson who?

Hell ya!! Thanks to the Packers 34-0 win on Sunday, Mr. Dahl, of the Minneapple Dahls, now owes me two 24's of Leinies. NICE!!! That game was totally sweet. Even better I was in Bismarck on Sunday and it sure was nice to be shopping around in the city and listen to all those queen fans whine and complain about how crappy their team is. Whilst I was at Target I heard at least twenty of them crying and whining.

Even better, whilst I was at Grizzly's eating a fine lunch and watching said game, this couple came into the place and asked the bartender to change the channel from the game and the dude told the woman that he couldn't because there was some of us watching it. She gave me a dirty look and said, "Oh, I bet it was HIM!" and pointed at me (because I was flying the colors, as I always do on game day). I just smiled and tipped my glass at her. Her husband mumbled something under his breath about the Packers and buried his face in the menu. Just like a queen fan to turn off the game. If the Pack were down like that, there is no way in hell I would turn the game off. Stupid queen fan. I just cheered louder from then on every time Favre threw a TD.

I was so proud of McKenna when she pointed to the kid with the randy moss jersey and said very loud "Daddy, we don't like the purple team. They are bad." I almost shed a man tear on the spot. When ever we went into a store selling queen jersey's she was under orders to take the Packer gear and put it in front of it. She is a good kid. So good I rewarded her with a gold Favre jersey.

Shane Keller, of the LA Kellers, sent me this note...

Hi Chris,

I am the ultimate glutton for punishment. I am watching the Viking-packer game and simo perusing Tundra Talk. The mental anguish is near unbearable.

Anyhow, I was reading Martys' fire report. I didn't know he lives in Canyon Country. I'm willing to bet I could throw a rock and hit his house on my commute to work (14 to the 5 to the 405). I'm not exactly sure where he shot the video from, is he somewhere off of Via Princessa (spelling??). My brother-in-law lives in Canyon Country right below the water tower where the fire quickly spread to the day it started (my brother in law is on Shan-gri-la up the hill off of Soledad Canyon Road).

We were at his house that Sunday when the fires started and no, I was not the kid playing with matches that started the fire. We left his house at 5:00 P.M and by 9:00 he and his family were evacuated. Thankfully they did not lose their house, but it came right down to their neighbors back yard. Small world.......

I read an article in the Hazen Star (yes, I still get it and love it, a great taste of home). Their was a nice article on Nick Chase and his bust of a nation wide illeagal imigrent ring..OH GOD THE PACK JUST GOT ANOTHER TOUCHDOWN...F#%K now fieldgoal...27-0 I'm 2 minutes from shutting off the game and starting my yardwork chores of the day :-( Oh my God Fox just left the Viking-Pack game and went to the Eagles-Skins ha ha.

At any rate, back to Nick, that is so awesome. Perhaps he might arrange to have the Feds meet and arrest you at the Canada/North dakota border for being the ringleader of an elaborate International Dakota Kid Sunflower Seeds smuggling ring? Be very careful my friend, very careful.

Take care,
Shane

P.S. The fart story was awesome LOL


Yup, Marty lives right off of Via Princessa. No the street name does not relate to his orientation. He is a Packerfan so no princess there. Here Marty's reply...

Shane is right.. his brother's house is in the video that I shot.. The development is in the right hand corner of the video that I shot.. The group of houses that is just about straight back over my back wall - up on the opposing ridge.

Nick Chase, of the "Plenty Bushie Enough" Fargo Federal prosecutors office, has quite the rep for kicking criminal ass. He is a member of the TT Nation from day one. We are all proud of his accomplishments. CLICK HERE to read about his accomplishments.

Oh, and yes I am very careful when I cross the border with all my contraband. No problems this weekend crossing with my four 24's of Leinies, 8 boxes of PB Cap'n Crunch, and 4 bags of Funyuns. We did have to wait almost two hours to cross though. Lots of Canadians coming down to take advantage of the US money being of the Monopoly value. As did I.


Steve Iverson, of the Moorehead Ivy's, sent me this joke...

Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him
about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all
his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for mone
Linky."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little David aside to ask
him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "He plays for the Minnesota Vikings, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

That is a classic. Love that joke. Speaking of a joke, the queens lost Adrian Peterson after he scorched the Pack for what 70 yards. He sucks.

CLICK HERE to read how the queens fans are off the bandwagon. Nice. CLICK HERE to read about how the Packers are now Americas Team. The writer who wrote it I believe covered the Oilers on the Stanley Cup run. I spoke to her on occasion during that time. She was pretty cool, obviously because she knows the Packers rule.

Of course thank you again to PackerPalace Dot Com for the pics and the logos.

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