Packers vs DomeQueens...Who wants some?

Okay, just wanted to drop you all a note. Especially those who claim to be loyal to Barney's team. Grown men wearing purple and stupid braids. At least cheese has a function. Braids, the only function in that is to prove that you are very effeminate.

As Hamish, I believe it was, in Braveheart said to William "Where ya goin'" and Wallace said back "Ahm goin ta pick ah fight". Well that is what I am doing today. Pick a fight. As you all know, the Packers are 3-0 and on their way to glory. They are of course led by the greatest QB of all time, Number 4, Brett Favre. He is on a mission this year to win at all costs. Name a record and he owns it. Even most interceptions. They of course are headed to the baggie dome this weekend to teach the DomeQueens a lesson or two. For instance what a real QB looks like, what a winning organization looks like, and for most of the queens what a Super Bowl ring looks like.

I was at Costco last night and some idiot in a pickup truck drove by and yelled "Go Vikings". Well we all know he is an idiot because of what he said. I was flying the colors, as I do everyday, and he just felt so compelled to come up to me and run his mouth. That is just like a queen fan. A Packer fan will not run his mouth unless he is provoked. We know we are great, we do not have to tell everyone about it, it just shows. So I was forced to tell him good luck, because he really is going to need it this weekend. Number 4 is going to destroy the ChokeKings D. You know what it is queen fan? To quote a great man, Sean Elliot of the Madison Elliots, "You just hate us, because you ain't us." Word up.

Okay here comes the fight. Scott Dahl, of the Minneapple Dahls, sent me a note last night. Not your normal note that says "Hey how ya doin'? How's the kids?" Nah, he had his back up and was a bit defensive. He wanted to bet me on the game this weekend. Now, I do not need to bet to show my loyalty to my team. I bleed Green And Gold. I know Mike Chaussee, of the Bismark Chaussee's, and Mitch Davis, of the Regina Davis', feels the same way. But, if you are going to come at me, and if you want some come and get some.

I do not know what my problem is, but I know way to many people who like the purple stupid team. Dahl, Rudolph, Keller, Ivy, Principe, Ellingson, Nordic Man's lovely wife (this must be her only fault, well, unless you count her taste in men), Weiser, Toby Peterson (ex Oiler FW)... The list goes on and on. At least you can respect a fan of, say, the Cowboys because they have a trophy or two, or maybe a Steeler fan. Maybe. But never a Queen fan. They got nothing except a few boat trips and an ugly stadium that their owner can't seem to bribe their way out of. Reg Rudolph, of the Garrison Rudolph's, even took the time to call me out the other day.

On the NFL front I believe you are taking some serious latitude with the Packers. I am willing to put a wager on your Packer prediction, albeit as a life long Viking fan I think Brand Childress is a moron and Tavaris Jackson is a lessor quality Duante Culpepper without a Randy Moss to bomb it to. Just imagine my opinion if I wasn't a Vikings fan.

He then took the time to insult my wife, my taste in music, and even said he would kick my dog if he were near it. Well Mr. Rudolph it is, as they say, ON.


So here is the deal, if you are a Queen fan and you want some, send me an email, let me know what you think (I know that thinking let alone typing, is tough for you purple fans), and make your wager. As I told the Dahl kid, lets not get crazy, just make the wager. I told Dahl I would wager some fine pilsner. WHEN I win, I get some Leinie's and if he wins (never happen) I get him some fine Molson Canadian or Sask's own Pilsner. We of course will not see each other for a while, but when we do, I have that card I can play. Or I can play it anytime I want here on TundraTalk. Dahl is always talking about a skate someday. Well Mr. Dahl, you better keep your head up coming accross the middle.

I will be willing to wager for bags of Funyuns, Dakota Kid Seeds, or boxes of Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch. I am already counting on a 24 of Leinies from Scott. Principe usually wagers a meal of some sort, so I am sure the next time I am in E-Town I will have lunch on Gene. I once bet Gene on the game and he lost. His punishment, he had to wear a cheeshead on the air while he did his sports. That was some of his finest broadcasting. I know that without the cheesehead you can't really trust what he was saying, but with it, instant credibility.

Don't sing it, Bring it. come on queen fan, lets hear ya. Oh and if you want to wager with Chaussee or Davis, let them know and I am sure they will be happy to take your stuff.

Yeah that's what I thought.

Many thanks to Packer Palace dot Com for the great logos for the queens.