Yup, thats me
Okay, here it is. Your chance not to laugh with me, but at me. That's right I have found some incriminating footage from high school that will definitely make you laugh, if not make you a bit nauseaus.
McKenna has been making her Christmas list, and on this list is a Barbie 12 dancing princesses doll. Because as we know as parents, Barbie and Disney will do anything to make money off of small girls or more importantly their parents. They shamlessly print anything and everything with a princess on it. Not to get off on a rant or anything.
Anyway, as I saw this I mentioned to her that I was in that play when I was in high school. Of course since she wants to see anything princess, damn Disney, I was forced to dig out the tape and play it for her. This of course was very amusing to Donna and a bit for McKenna. She complained that there was not enough pricesses and too much daddy.
So me being the guy who will do anything to get a laugh. I decided to share with you, the TundraTalk Nation.
In the Hazen High childrens production of 12 dancing princesses I played Prince Youngblood. In this role I was required to dance, act, and worst of all, sing. That's right, sing. Quick here is your chance to run and get a bucket or some tums.
Best acting I did all day
I am not sure why exactly Mrs. Lundstrom cast me in this part. Maybe to get back to me for all that crap I gave her in class. I want to also note that in this scene you are about to watch that some smart ass put grease all over the suitcases handles and filled them with bricks just to screw with me. So the bad acting can be attributed to not being able to concentrate but mostly just because I am a bad actor. Enjoy...
Bad Acting on Vimeo
I must add that the world famous lawyer Nick Chase was also in this fine production...
Lawyerin has been good to him
Not sure why Nick, who has a good voice and is a decent actor, did not get my part. It is the question for the ages. I have some video of Nick later in the blog. He starred in Bye Bye Birdie and had some good parts in that one. Nice job Nick.
The elder Rock boy
Dave Schoenrock, of the college student for life Schoenrock's, was also a face in the crowd. Dave rules.
One thing that bothered me in this play is that I played a prince that was supposed to be fat. And as you can see in the video this is one time in my life that I was actually not. Weird casting don't you think. The line in the clip where I say "I'm a man who likes good food, good drinks, good times." Yup, that's me. Almost prophetic. Weird.
So now that you have seen me act, now you can see me sing, or not sing, depending on how you look at it. I am not sure why it is so bad but man is it bad. REALLY bad. I hope you really have a strong stomach. This one is going to hurt. Just giv 'er...
Bad Singing on Vimeo
Yup, that is bad. You guys thought K-fed was bad. Paris Hilton actually can sing compared to me. That is sad. Just so you guys don't leave the blog with a really bad taste in your mouth I will leave you with this video of Nick Chase acting as Hugo in the really really off broadway production of Bye Bye Birdie...Enjoy...
Nick One Boy on Vimeo
As you notice that Nick, unlike me can act. He actually played the part the way it was supposed to be done. Unlike me.
Have a nice day...If you can now.
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