Cory throws down the gauntlet, in all CAPS!!

The emails are flying fast and furious. Not since Dee Snyder has there been a topic of conversation that has inspired such great correspondence. I am proud to say that this topic is one of my favorites. I think that these blog entries may come to serve as a blueprint, or a how to per say, for anyone who is thinking of putting a posse together. Maybe I will get rich off the entourage instead of getting rich off of a screenplay.

Anyway, Hauser hit me this morning and this after noon Cory laid down the law. Cory, besides Marty, has been the strongest candidate in this forum. He pretty much knocked it out of the park with this one...

PETERSON!!!

FIRST OF ALL THE ENTOURAGE WILL BE CALLED " PETERSON AND THE FOUR HORSEMEN" SECOND, TO BE IN THIS GROUP OF RIDERS YOU NEED THE CHARACTERISTICS AND THE RESUME....

HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS....

FIRST OF ALL ANY APPLICANT THAT NEEDS TO BEG AND BUY GIFTS TO BE A HORSEMEN HAS A LACK OF CONFIDENCE AND SELF ESTEEM......YOUR OUT SAND BAGGERS!!!!!!

ANY APPLICANT THAT KISSES PETERSONS ASS FOR THIS HONOR IS JUST GAY(NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT) .... YOUR OUT BROKEBACK!!!

ANY APPLICANT THAT DOES APPLY MUST HAVE BEEN ON THE ROAD AND HAS THE STRIPES TO PROVE IT. SO FOR THOSE WHO STILL LIVE IN THEIR PARENTS BASEMENT.......YOU'RE OUT MAMMA'S BOY..STAY WITH THE TIT THAT FEEDS YOU!!!

MEN OF STATURE WITH CONFIDENCE......A ENDLESS ABILITY TO DRINK....HAVE A SET OF BALLS THAT WILT THE STILT WOULD BE PROUD OF ....ONLY SHOULD BE CHOSEN.

I WILL NOT SUCK OFF, BEG, BORROW OR STEAL TO BE PICKED BY THE ENTOURAGE PANEL........ THEY CAN ALL EAT ASS..

I AM THE ORIGINAL HORSEMEN... I WILL PUSH YOU CAN FOLLOW. BE PROUD ....BE STRONG....LONG LIVE THE HORSEMEN!!! I AM OUT!!!

P.S MEN WHO WRITE IN CAPS......ROCK!!

CORY BLASHILL......MEN WANT TO BE HIM .....WOMEN WANT TO BE WITH HIM!!!

I think the only thing missing from that promo was a Whooooooo errr..excuse me....WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Taking time to do the research and name the Entourage was also above and beyond. To know that the Horsemen is my favorite team ever is major points.

Now as far as the all the threats you made to the 'Entourage Panel'. Since I am the said panel, please do not offer to "suck off, beg, borrow, or steal' me. Thanks. Nice job Cory.

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