I need the help of TundraTalk Nation...

Train Killer from hamiltongbp on Vimeo.

I just found this video up top. It is a classic from the WGBA days. Joel Bernell, the dick, was always big into localizing EVERYTHING. There was this dude who was killing people via railway. So Bernell in his infinite wisdom asked if we had train tracks in Green Bay. Uh yeah dumb ass, we do. So Larry Salazar and I were assigned to localize the story. Did I mention that he was caught 5000 miles away. There was no way that he could have been in Green Bay. NO WAY IN HELL.

So Salazar and I decided to do a Daily Show story along with the real story. That is it above. I hope you enjoy it. Salazar did a great job writing and editing it. I Hope you enjoy it.

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I am in need of some expert help. As you all know, on February 7th I am going to Edmonton to meet my destiny. That's right, I am going to meet the greatest wrestler to ever enter the squared circle. The Nature Boy Rick Flair. Yep, Blair Stefishin, of the Edmonton Stefishin's, and I dropped the cache to go and see the man speak. With the purchase of our row two tickets we also get the honor of a meet and greet, a signed piece of memoribilia, and a photo op with him. In a word, I am soo geeked you just can't understand. Or maybe you can.

Anyway, I am going to take my micro voice recorder and try to record some of the show. I am also going to bring it along to the meet and greet. This is where I need your help. I am going to try and ask him a question on the micro when I get to meet him.

What the hell do I ask him? This dude has been interviewed probably around 3 billion times and has been asked every question in the business. Now, there is a thousand things I would like to ask him. If I could do a podcast with him, it would be the greatest podcast ever, but that ain't gonna happen.

I mean really what the hell can I ask him that he has not been asked before? Really? I would love to know where the nose dive in his matches came from but is that really the ONE question I want to ask? Do I want to ask him about retirement? Maybe ask him what he thinks of the Brett Favre situation? I know he loves hockey. Do I ask him about that?

Maybe ask him about the old days and if he likes where the business is now as compared to back in the day when they lived the gimmick. I don't know. That is why I need your help. If you have a question idea, let me know. If you have a subject that I should address let it fly.

I am going to get my championship belt signed and an old PR photo from back in the day of him with a sweet robe on. I am going to get the BEST brush with greatness photo ever. And I am going to get a question. Send your ideas to tundratalk1@mac.com as soon as possible. Don't wait to long. I will post your responses and we will pick the winner that I will ask THE MAN.

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I don't want to be that guy who gloats too much about the election and the fact that Bush is gone. Especially back in 2000 when my old man called me after all of Bush's pals on the Supreme Court handed him the election. He called me up and started to sing Happy Days Are Here Again. I did not want to be that guy. But the video above was just too funny to not share. Enjoy.


Now, HAVE A GREAT DAY AND GET BACK TO WORK!!!!