We hate you too
I really have been enjoying reading the website PackerPalace.com lately. The guys over there are just the right amount of Packerfan. Kinda like me.
Number 4
They had a link to this auto website with Number 4 selling on it. He says something very, very, funny. CLICK HERE to see the hilarity.
Anyway, I thought I would share a few jokes with you. First off a viqueens joke...
You Suck queen
A man walks into a store and says, "I would like a purple hat, purple pants, a yellow sweater, and some white shoes."
The clerk says, "Are you a Vikings fan?"
"Yes," replies the man, "How did you guess, by the color combination?"
"No," answers the clerk, "because this is a hardware store."
Ugly, ugly, people
How about a Bears Joke or two?
Q: How do Bears Fans practice safe sex?
A: They get rid of all the animals that kick.
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Q: Why do Bears Fans like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
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Yo Chicago Bears lovin' Mama's so dumb, she brung a spoon to SUPER BOWL XLI
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Now lets insult all three of the teams in the NFC North...
A Packers fan was driving down a country road when he came upon Detroit Lions, Chicago Bears and Minnesota Vikings football players hitchiking on the edge of the road. He told the players to jump in the back of his pick-up truck. He then drove down the dirt road rather fast and lost control of the truck as they were going around a curve, sending the truck into a lake.
The Packers fan scrambled to the surface and swam to the bank. When he looked back at the lake, the three football players were still sitting in the bed of the truck looking frantic. As the truck began sinking the Packers fan yelled for the Lions, Bears and Vikings players to get out truck.
To which they replied, "We're tryin' to get out, but we can't get the dang tailgate open!"
Have a good week...
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